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Old 13-02-18, 13:09
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Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel . While he is on a
tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can
have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the
Holy Land for just $100.'

The American Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a few
minutes. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want
Donald shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to
ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $100?

The American Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried
here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take
the risk!
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Old 13-02-18, 13:21
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Very good!
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Oh, I liked that - a lot
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Brilliant, clever, thanks.

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Theresa a giant dung pile in the local field, well do it for a tenner, as long as its soon.

Sooner the better!
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Last time I heard that joke it was about Stalin. Still very funny and blasphemous though.
Am I showing my age here?

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That's wonderful Bob, it made me laugh a lot!
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Excellent, thanks for the laugh!
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The same way I buried my mother-in-law. She said that when she died, she'd dig her way out of the grave and come back to haunt me. Had her buried face down...........
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Last time I heard that joke it was about Stalin. Still very funny and blasphemous though.
Am I showing my age here?

Nik
I guess it could apply to all the scumbags of the world,
especially Her Hitler.
And not showing your age at all.
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